Life Is Cool

Some times it just becomes necessary to pitch a hissy fit. A strategically placed hissy fit in a Southern Woman's life can bring life in to focus and add a sense of direction. Now don't get me wrong, pitching hissy fits all over the place is not productive and can brand you with an identity that is not named hissy fit pitcher. A woman of southern culture adheres to the unspoken rule, do not to gloat over the spoils of HFP (hissy fit pitching). You just smile like nothing has changed and say things like, my how nice and cool the house feels and what a lovely shawl you have on. That being said I will just retire fully clothed to the sofa and drink a glass of sweet tea.